U can find this .. but U can't find that.....!!!!

MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English

1) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u
sneeze u ll say HUTCH


3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in
engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if
u studies in Presidency College


4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u
cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop


5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a
software engineer cannot bcom a software


6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world
in world cup


7) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate