Son of Gandhiji

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Teacher to a Mallu Student - Who is the son of Gandhiji ?

Mallu Student - DINESHAN.

Teacher - Who told you this rubbish?

Mallu Student - From KG sir, we are studying that Gandhiji is the father of "DI neshan"

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Whne you need a salary raise....

HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS
FOR A SALARY INCREASE..?

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding the need$ of u$.We are worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company...
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I meant and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,


The next day, the employee received this reply:


Dear

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOw days, Nothing much has changed. You must have Noticed that our company is NOt doing NOticably well. NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

---- Your Boss.

U can find this .. but U can't find that.....!!!!

MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English

1) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u
sneeze u ll say HUTCH


3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in
engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if
u studies in Presidency College


4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u
cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop


5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a
software engineer cannot bcom a software


6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world
in world cup


7) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate