Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-vating! !
Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
A . Ek Bigadti hai to 'BANDH' ho jati hai.... Doosri Bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai
Q. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka BLOOD GROUP ek hi hai.
A . Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
Ek aadmi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaaye bataiye .
Sadhu bola, Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?
Doctor: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient: Yes. A good doctor..
Ekdum Freshhhh Santa Banta Jokes.. :)
Santa: I think that girl is deaf..
Banta: How do u know?
Santa: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Judge: Don't U have shame? It is the 3rd time U R coming to court..
Santa to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"
Smart Santa Replied: "No! 35 Children are More than Enough!!"
Santa Singh attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Santa: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Santa got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Santa replied:
"I Mr YOU"!!
After finishing MBBS Dr. Santa Singh started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said: "Torch is okay"
Santa: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
Banta: Nothing yaar, we have to watch TV in candle light.
Santa in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: "Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Santa: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Santa Jr: "All are born on government holidays...! !!
Santa Jr: Miss, Did U call 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Santa Jr: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa Jr: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
