Son of Gandhiji

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Teacher to a Mallu Student - Who is the son of Gandhiji ?

Mallu Student - DINESHAN.

Teacher - Who told you this rubbish?

Mallu Student - From KG sir, we are studying that Gandhiji is the father of "DI neshan"

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Whne you need a salary raise....

HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS
FOR A SALARY INCREASE..?

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding the need$ of u$.We are worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company...
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I meant and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,


The next day, the employee received this reply:


Dear

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOw days, Nothing much has changed. You must have Noticed that our company is NOt doing NOticably well. NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad. I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

---- Your Boss.

U can find this .. but U can't find that.....!!!!

MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English

1) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u
sneeze u ll say HUTCH


3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in
engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if
u studies in Presidency College


4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u
cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop


5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a
software engineer cannot bcom a software


6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world
in world cup


7) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate

प्यार का टेक्नीकल अनालिसिस

क्यों चलती है पवन
Because of evaporation .

क्यों झूमे है गगन
Because of earth's rotation.

क्यों मचलता है मन
Because of disorder in digestion.

ना तुम जानो ना हम !!!


क्यों गुम है हर दिशा
Because u have poor sense of direction

क्यों होता है नशा
Because of drug addiction.

क्यों आता है मजा
Because u enjoy the situation.

ना तुम जानो ना हम !!!


क्यों आती है बहार
Because of change in season.

क्यों होता है करार
Because of taking tension

क्यों होता है प्यार
Because of opposite attraction.

ना तुम जानो ना हम

A sardars family!

A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

- No malice intended. Just pure fun!


A young boy asks his Dad, "Dad, what is the difference
between confident and confidential?'

Dad says, "You are my son - I'm confident about that.
Your friend over there, is also my son - that's confidential!"

a puzzle for you

Here is a puzzle for you Imagine you are in Africa . You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope, and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch. Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one around to help you. What to do now ............ write your answer before your scroll down.... Scroll down for answer... / / / / / / / / Sing a Happy Birthday song. / / Howzzzzzz that!!!!!!!

PJokes!

1. Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage". Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? "
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: " We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.
On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!
I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho.. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?" .. She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."
Husband:"That' s it. We are happy ever after. "

2. Santa and bantaa are discussing---------
santaa----- "if i drink coffee, i can't sleep!!!!"
bantaa----- "with me it's the opposite, if i sleep i can't drink coffee।"

3. if a CAT crosses your way , when you are going somewhere, then what does it mean???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

?

it means that the Cat is also going somewhere!